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rumour:

my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever

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trust:

trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing

this is the dumbest post ive ever made stop reblogging it plEASE

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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